Week 1 - Results
Wednesday 20 May 2026
Social League 1
| Touching Turkeys | 6 |
| Leg Catchers | 4 |
| Trysexuals | 11 |
| Human Touch | 5 |
| Wombles | 7 |
| Tucking Fouchers | 8 |
| Flankers | 9 |
| Ruck Off | 4 |
| Pos | Team | Diff | Pts | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
Cup | 1 | Trysexuals | +6 | 4 |
| 2 | Flankers | +5 | 4 | |
| 3 | Touching Turkeys | +2 | 4 | |
| 4 | Tucking Fouchers | +1 | 4 | |
Plate | 5 | Wombles | -1 | 1 |
| 6 | Leg Catchers | -2 | 1 | |
| 7 | Ruck Off | -5 | 1 | |
| 8 | Human Touch | -6 | 1 |
Social League 2
| Oil Tankers | 2 |
| Burgess Hodgson | 10 |
| Exiles | 6 |
| Favershambles | 10 |
| Misfits | 9 |
| Scoregasms | 12 |
| The Professors | 8 |
| Live and Let Try | 4 |
| Pos | Team | Diff | Pts | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
Cup | 1 | Burgess Hodgson | +8 | 4 |
| 2 | Favershambles | +4 | 4 | |
| 3 | The Professors | +4 | 4 | |
| 4 | Scoregasms | +3 | 4 | |
Plate | 5 | Misfits | -3 | 1 |
| 6 | Exiles | -4 | 1 | |
| 7 | Live and Let Try | -4 | 1 | |
| 8 | Oil Tankers | -8 | 1 |